West Stand Bogs

by Scott Doonican

  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

      £1.50 GBP  or more



Any profits from this track will go to Barnsley Hospice


At Oakwell Stadium - just art of Tarn
There’s three good stands, and one like a barn
Then at aif time tha joins the line
To wee aginst a wall all covered in grime,
In the west stand gents’ outer wall
There’s a brick that’s just not theer at all
A glory hole that’s guaranteeing
Folk can look reight through and see you weeing

In the West Stand Bogs its just a wall,
Theres no fancy lavs, no nowt at all
Yes the West Stand Bogs are just a wall
So yer in't fresh air while yer wee does fall
Aginst the wall...

The West Stand may not look so great
But it war built in 1888
Lived through a grand F.A. Cup Final
Which left West Brom fans in denial
Harry Tufnel claimed the win
118 minutes in
From Bartrop’s cross – he showed some skill
You’d nivver have seen that with poor Keith Hill

Away supporters – North Stand chavs
Tekkin’ t’piss art o’t West Stand lavs
The Reds played poor – the game was shitty
Stuffed 2-1 by Leicester City
Yes, there was a time we got to Wembley
And each and every Tyke felt trembley
And graffiti as we left Tarn scoffed
“Last one art o' t'Tarn... turn the leets off”


released November 9, 2013
Written by Scott Doonican & Simon Ibbotson



all rights reserved


Moon-On-A-Stick Records Barnsley, UK

contact / help

Contact Moon-On-A-Stick Records

Streaming and
Download help